Are you done of this bullshit? Every damn day it's the same heap of spam. Your inbox is a disaster, and your patience is at its limit. We must do something about this. It's time to say enough is enough!

• Flag all spam emails you receive.
• Opt out from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Install a good spam filter.

Don't let these scumbags win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!

My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam

I loathe getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about some seriously nasty spam that makes me want to throw my computer.

• These bastards
• keep bombarding me with
• some really weird stuff

I've tried deleting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a never-ending.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains

Fuck You

Are we seriously such stupid to click on this bullshit? I'm tired of seeing your lame attempts at robbing innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.

• Stop spamming
• Your ads make me sick
• {Go away forever|Just go away

Get The Absolute Away From Here With That Spam

You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible crap in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Study to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created

Dude, seriously? Spam is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Go Away. You Attempt to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Jerk trying to sell read more you something Trash. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Seriously, WeShould. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Fucking Headache that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.

This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. Every day, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to chuck my computer out the window. I swear, if I see one more message for weight loss pills, I’m going to implode.

• {Seriously|Just stop
• Spammers are the worst!
• I'm officially deleting my email account.